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"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

'They all want to play the star.'

World Tour.

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"Bravo!"

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Rita Hayworth caricature

Trappist talk show.

3D Theatre

A new case, Ernie...On a lark, two young girls broke into a museum and stole a half-dozen Peter Breugel paintings of Hades. Chicks nick six styx pics for kicks!

Euthanasia Clinic

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

'Nothing doing folks, except ? surprise, surprise ? here's another for you, Desert Island Bloke.'

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

"I liked the one that saluted."

"I can refer you either to Dr. Basinkski, a noted specialist, Dr. Hodge-Cabot, who is a pioneer in the field, or Charlie, a generic doctor who also does a very nice job."

Strange Crowds in Bath

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

'I love appearing on stage. My only regret is that I can't be in the audience to fully appreciate my work.'

"Why doesn't Ken Burns make a documentary about this?"

"That is six feet."

"There's a big difference between being a method actor and a meth OD'd actor, Burt."

"Everybody seems to be in such a hurry these days!"

'At last! Blinkwhistle, we;ve found their elusive burial grounds.'

'Notice how the eyes appear to follow you around the room?'

"Jeffrey! Jeffrey! You're making a scene!"

Wonderland Movie Studios. Sound Stages. There's a lot of problems today -- That diva Goldilocks complained her first dressing room was too small, and she says the new one is too big. The close-up shot of Red Riding hood's grandma makes her teeth mool too large. Sleeping Beauty is not comfortable with her kissing scene and we need a stuntman because Jack refusts to jump over the candlestick. Is there any good news? Yeah, the three little pigs nailed their scene! That's no surprise! They'r

Death model.

'Let's go, Helen, this guy is giving me the creeps!'

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

"The trick is in shucking them out of their shells."

'Ladies and Gentlemen, please take your seats, tonight's performance is about to begin!'

Librarian of Congress