Scavenging Pillows

'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'

'All I can tell you is they're not the cute little birds who usually ride around on us.'

Man with metal detector finds metal on beach, but it's a buried metal detector and its owner is also dead and buried.

"I'll trade you a banana peel and an apple core for two fish heads."

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

"Are we going to do the five second rule?"

'It's one of those evenings when I just open a can.'

One never knows!

High platform competition finals at the Dumpster Diving World Olympics.

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"Oh, that looks fantastic! Honey, doesn’t that look delicious?!"

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"

'But what do you sell?'

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"How much is the sign?"

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

'Would sir like to start with the hors d'oeuvres, or just go to the main corpse?'

"You're early - trash day's not till thursday."

'Bob, I think I hate people.'

I buy anything.

"AWW! We ALWAYS do a scavenger hunt!"

'Ugh, a contact lens. I wish he'd had corrective surgery because I hate artificial ingredients.'

"Arr...Here must be the spto where the treasure's buried! Start diggin'!"

"It's those bloody Jehovah's Witness kids again! Knocking and not running away!"

'I haven't eaten kosher in ages.'

The End is Near: Shoe Sales Ends Friday!

Rag and Bone

"The generic term for this is "roadkill" son, as, more often than not, we can't identify what it is: tuck in!"