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'You THINK you got a blackmail note? - what does it say?'

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

Fifty shades of Leveson.

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"It's the American version, type in 'Adultery' and it comes out with 'Inappropriate relationship' "

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

'Your job, Richards, is to make sure that my name never appears in a headline alongside the word 'siphoned.''

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

The Original Gossip Columns

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

Clinton's book promotion: "Even if just his old girlfriends buy it, we'll make millions."

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

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