Scandal Scooper Gifts

FIFA Scandal

"Dear diary, boy, have I got something for you today!..."

Squeezing the Free Press.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"And Rooney's stretchered off the pitch after managing to stick his foot in his mouth..."

JET (Part I)

"So finally, the liarbird flew off to the lucrative world of tell-all books, management consultancy and after-dinner speaking..."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Mary Trump

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"Doesn't look good. The boss just changed his Facebook status to 'Fleeing the country with hookers and compnay 401k plan.'"

The Robert Mueller Rosetta Stone

"It's the American version, type in 'Adultery' and it comes out with 'Inappropriate relationship' "

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

'That damn racial scandal.'

Gulliver's Travails

Trumpled

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

"You never saw a tax haven. Now look into this light.

"Please excuse our appearance while our records are being impounded."