Scandal Interests Pillows

Tiger Woods and the putter.

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

Panama Papers Scandal

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

"Doesn't look good. The boss just changed his Facebook status to 'Fleeing the country with hookers and compnay 401k plan.'"

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

Trump Lashes Out at John Bolton

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

Celebrity Gavin Henson

Trump returns home

Mary Trump

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

The Original Gossip Columns

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

Clinton's book promotion: "Even if just his old girlfriends buy it, we'll make millions."

"You never saw a tax haven. Now look into this light.

Trumpled

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

The golfer apologized for all his affairs. The governor regrets all his affairs. So does the former presidential candidate. I don't get the abstinence until marriage idea. Shouldn't it be abstinence AFTER marriage?

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."