Scan Enthusiast Gifts

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

"I have the results of your PET scan and your CT scan. You are not claustrophobic."

"How cute! Our technician photo-bombed your X-ray!"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The Computer Bore

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

(Camel paintings)

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

The Lost World: You are Here

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Candid Camera store.

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

You are here.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

The Map of the Human Heart

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."