Scan Enthusiast Gifts

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

"I have the results of your PET scan and your CT scan. You are not claustrophobic."

"How cute! Our technician photo-bombed your X-ray!"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The Computer Bore

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

(Camel paintings)

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Candid Camera store.

"Perhaps this slide whistle can better illustrate what this graph is telling us."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

The Lost World: You are Here

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

You are here.

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

The Map of the Human Heart