Scaly Snuggler Gifts

"He's normally not affectionate, but he has really taken a liking to you!2

'That was fun!'

Canine Companion

'She's just great with the children.'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"I brought cocoa."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

Litterary Dogs.

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

When is he coming home buddy?

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

"You're overprotective. Stop telling her not to go out on a limb."

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

'He runs a very successful hedge fund.'

Mick Jagger at 95.

"It's a text from the dog. He needs to go out."

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

'Acorns or chocolate cake?'

"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." - Ambrose Bierce

Man using light to shield his eyes.

'Say, this is interesting.'

"If this doesn't work I'll turn on the heat."

At home with the Tangleheads

'No mate, I've no idea where you buried your mother.'

'How can you make eye contact with a puppy and just walk on, like that?'

Puppy Love.

'Let's get nuts.'