Scaly Snuggler Gifts

"He's normally not affectionate, but he has really taken a liking to you!2

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

'That was fun!'

Canine Companion

'She's just great with the children.'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"I brought cocoa."

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

Snooze buttons for cat owners

Litterary Dogs.

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

When is he coming home buddy?

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

'Quick! Take a picture!'

"You're overprotective. Stop telling her not to go out on a limb."

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

'He runs a very successful hedge fund.'

Mick Jagger at 95.

"It's a text from the dog. He needs to go out."

Squirrels eating different types of nuts.

'Too much hazel, not enough nut.'

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

Man using light to shield his eyes.

'Acorns or chocolate cake?'

"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." - Ambrose Bierce

"If this doesn't work I'll turn on the heat."

'Say, this is interesting.'

'No mate, I've no idea where you buried your mother.'

At home with the Tangleheads

'Let's get nuts.'

Dogs running in their dreams

'How can you make eye contact with a puppy and just walk on, like that?'