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'Do you have to be so darn specific?'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Surprise!"

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

"Woof"

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

"Woah - random!"

'A kissogram for the boss? It must be a mistake.'

Surprise Party

Paul was certain he had the largest pumpkin, until he discovered he was the smallest man.

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

"Mr. Dankin, the plumber will see you now."

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

'Sorry, sweetie, but your weight is still the same.'

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

Lady Justice using metric scales.

'It's a surprise present for my husband - He's expecting golf clubs!'

'Well, on the bright side, we DID manage to keep it a surprise.'

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

The disgusting, embarrassing sound of a whoopie cushion...

Happy Birthday MUM!

Snickle's Trapdoor Factory.

Genie in a trash can.

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

This is classical in hiring: she's trying to unsettle the candidate to find out how he reacts point blank to the unexpected.

'The Birthday boy's home darling. Now what's this big surprise you little minx?'

Surprise is the key to success.