Scale Surprise Enthusiast Mugs

'Do you have to be so darn specific?'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Surprise!"

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

Tuna Surprise $4.95. You have to admit - he's pretty surprising!

"Woah - random!"

"Woof"

'A kissogram for the boss? It must be a mistake.'

"Scale" is a versatile word. We can scale rocks. Fish have scales. I love to catch and eat fish. There are music scales. We all enjoy music. Don't forget the bathroom scale. Sadly, when I step on one of those I'm reminded of the Richter Scale numbers recorded when I'm walking.

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

Surprise Party

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

Paul was certain he had the largest pumpkin, until he discovered he was the smallest man.

"Mr. Dankin, the plumber will see you now."

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

'Sorry, sweetie, but your weight is still the same.'

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

'Well, on the bright side, we DID manage to keep it a surprise.'

'It's a surprise present for my husband - He's expecting golf clubs!'

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

Happy Birthday MUM!

Lady Justice using metric scales.

The disgusting, embarrassing sound of a whoopie cushion...

Snickle's Trapdoor Factory.

'Really, this award has come as a great surprise...'

Genie in a trash can.

Surprise is the key to success.

'The Birthday boy's home darling. Now what's this big surprise you little minx?'

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'