Scale Strategists Pillows

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

"A little more...there! I lost five pounds!"

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

Personal conker trainer.

Hockey Season.

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Target your message

Tic-tac-toe

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

'A good leader can lead them to water, but a great leader can also make them drink.'

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

Existential Risk

'Contested elections for managing partner are always going to cause a bit of upset.'

Tetris Rejects

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

Businessman at the deep end.

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

Happy National Mulligan Day

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"