Scale Strategists Prints

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

"A little more...there! I lost five pounds!"

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

Our Two Parties, Explained

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Personal conker trainer.

Hockey Season.

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

Tic-tac-toe

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Target your message

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Oog has invented the organization chart.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

'A good leader can lead them to water, but a great leader can also make them drink.'

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

'Contested elections for managing partner are always going to cause a bit of upset.'

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Eye Off the Ball

Tetris Rejects

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

Existential Risk

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

Businessman at the deep end.

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'