Scale Admirer T-Shirts

'Of course you realize my gold crown adds a lot to my weight.'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Theatre Crowd

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Joe Biden

"What did Jesus order?"

Phoenix

Kultural K9's.

Mimi's final scene

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

The Thinker?

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

Toenail clipping missile.

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"Move, Gary."

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

Closed for Renovation

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

"I'll level with you, Mr. Burnbaum. It's the worst case of detached irony I've ever seen!"