Scale Admirer Mugs

'Of course you realize my gold crown adds a lot to my weight.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Theatre Crowd

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"What did Jesus order?"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Joe Biden

Mimi's final scene

Kultural K9's.

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Knickerless Cage.

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Phoenix

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"Move, Gary."

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Toenail clipping missile.

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Closed for Renovation

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

"I'll level with you, Mr. Burnbaum. It's the worst case of detached irony I've ever seen!"