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'The Orginial Big Band sound'

A Fairytale Update

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Boptimism

Saxophone Player.

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

Six jazz instruments.

Present Tense/Present Simple/Present Progressive/Present Perfect/Present Past.

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Double Saxophone

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

"No, son. Let him finish."

Red hot little combo

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

'...and on Bass...'

Musical Pipe

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

Man playing bum-note.

The Ignored Busker

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

'The spots are much clearer.'

"I think what Kandinsky was really trying to say was this..."

A fat saxophonist on the beach wearing a rubber ring.

"This is a cover of a song that was perfect in its original form. Apologies in advance."

"And for that pain deep down in your soul, I'm going to prescribe the saxophone."

Long necked giraffe playing long saxophone

"This ref really loves his brass band."

Checking new spectacles.