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'The Orginial Big Band sound'

A Fairytale Update

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Boptimism

Saxophone Player.

Radiator jazz player

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

Six jazz instruments.

Present Tense/Present Simple/Present Progressive/Present Perfect/Present Past.

Double Saxophone

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

"No, son. Let him finish."

Red hot little combo

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

'...and on Bass...'

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

Musical Pipe

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

Man playing bum-note.

The Ignored Busker

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

"This is a cover of a song that was perfect in its original form. Apologies in advance."

A fat saxophonist on the beach wearing a rubber ring.

"I think what Kandinsky was really trying to say was this..."

'The spots are much clearer.'

"And for that pain deep down in your soul, I'm going to prescribe the saxophone."

Long necked giraffe playing long saxophone

Checking new spectacles.