Saxophone Star T-Shirts

"This ref really loves his brass band."

A Fairytale Update

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Boptimism

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

Saxophone Player.

Radiator jazz player

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

Grade 2 Cellist

Six jazz instruments.

Double Saxophone

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Edward Elgar.

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

Red hot little combo

"No, son. Let him finish."

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

'...and on Bass...'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Musical Pipe

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

Man playing bum-note.

The Ignored Busker

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

"I think what Kandinsky was really trying to say was this..."

A fat saxophonist on the beach wearing a rubber ring.

Will Self does karaoke

"And for that pain deep down in your soul, I'm going to prescribe the saxophone."