Savings Superfan Gifts

"It's 10 cents not 5 cents."

'What's 5 percent of $62.50?'

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

"I just..."

Roasting the Moneybox

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

"It failed the stress test."

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

"Want to trade banks with me?"

'That piggy bank is for my college fund.'

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

"I think it's time we cashed in our spare change. We could probably pay off our house."

Piggy Bank ATM

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

A child busking

Piggy bank #3: normal (colour).

'The forever stamps I purchased at 42 cents are now 44 cents. That's an annual apprciation of 2 which is more than you earned on your investment portfolio.'

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

"I thought I'd done everything necessary to guarantee us a decent pension..."

'We'd like to default on the bill.'

"There's no getting away from the numbers....only by forgetting holidays, giving up drink, the cinema, meals out and socialising...will we be able to afford any quality of life when we retire."

'The good news is that what you save on my hair cut can be added to my allowance.'

Piggy bank...cash cow.

Safe under mattress.

They're rich but not in a glamorous way. They're Certificate of Deposit rich.