Savings Superfan Gifts

"It's 10 cents not 5 cents."

'What's 5 percent of $62.50?'

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

"I just..."

Roasting the Moneybox

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

"It failed the stress test."

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

"Want to trade banks with me?"

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

'That piggy bank is for my college fund.'

ABC. Uh-oh, here comes the penalty for early withdrawal.

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."

"I think it's time we cashed in our spare change. We could probably pay off our house."

A child busking

Piggy Bank ATM

'The forever stamps I purchased at 42 cents are now 44 cents. That's an annual apprciation of 2 which is more than you earned on your investment portfolio.'

Piggy bank #3: normal (colour).

"There's no getting away from the numbers....only by forgetting holidays, giving up drink, the cinema, meals out and socialising...will we be able to afford any quality of life when we retire."

"So you want to hide it from other squirrels by presented to deposit it in savings, then taking it back and putting it in a secret account?"

Toast Pops Out of Piggy Bank.

Ah -- You must be a capitalist swine.

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

"I thought I'd done everything necessary to guarantee us a decent pension..."

Piggy bank...cash cow.

'We'd like to default on the bill.'

'The good news is that what you save on my hair cut can be added to my allowance.'

"Forget keeping all your eggs in one basket. What you need is a nest egg..."