Savings Stuntman Gifts

Seminar Today: Making Your Money Go Farther. It's just a tutorial on folding paper airplanes.

British savings accounts

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Steve McQueen

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

Investing your savings

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"So much for password protected."

'Greenspan said today the alert staus for the possible interest rate has been reduced from orange to yellow.'

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

Dairy Devil

Stunt lemmings.

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."