Savings Champ Gifts

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Just Stop Boil

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"I just..."

Investing your savings

'Greenspan said today the alert staus for the possible interest rate has been reduced from orange to yellow.'

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

"It failed the stress test."

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

"Want to trade banks with me?"

Welcome all to the monthly gathering of Tightwads United. Hi there. Hello. Hey. On tonight's agenda: Dumpster diving, coupon clipping, and a special lecture. How to carpool while always getting the other person to drive. I'm like a god. Woohoo!! Yeah!!! Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Tightwads United.

"And this financial plan is specifically designed for people who know their retirement -- IF they get one -- won't be half as good as their parents' retirement, and are really steamed about it!"

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

ABC. Uh-oh, here comes the penalty for early withdrawal.

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

"With the rises in fuel, food and mortgage I'm going to have to put in some overtime."

The Mattress Savings Bank