Stuntmen Gifts

"And the awards for Best Actor in a Leading Role, Best Costume Design, and Best Sund Coordination... the Anvil!"

"We can have someone there in a few minutes to help you with your computer. Can you have a mattress outside to soften his landing?"

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Steve McQueen

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Dairy Devil

Stunt lemmings.

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

"We're here, Harry."

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

'I tried it at home...'

"I do all my own stunts"

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'I'm hereby giving my two week notice and taking my last two weeks of vacation. I could use a positive reference. Thanks.'

"I see you do all your own stunts."

'Just doing the school run.'

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

"He was always loyal and insisted on being buried with his stilts..."

Morbid evidence showing a high dive went terribly wrong!