Stuntmen Pillows

"And the awards for Best Actor in a Leading Role, Best Costume Design, and Best Sund Coordination... the Anvil!"

"We can have someone there in a few minutes to help you with your computer. Can you have a mattress outside to soften his landing?"

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Steve McQueen

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Stunt lemmings.

Dairy Devil

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"We're here, Harry."

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

"I do all my own stunts"

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

Morbid evidence showing a high dive went terribly wrong!

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

"I see you do all your own stunts."

'Just doing the school run.'

Barry Leffler, stunt lawyer

"He was always loyal and insisted on being buried with his stilts..."