Stuntman Pillows

"And now let's practice risk management!"

"OK, we need the body double for the eating scene."

Tightrope walker with trampoline for safety net.

'I tried it at home...'

'Is this gonna raise my premium?'

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"I do all my own stunts"

"It's a funny looking world from where you are now! Right, Bill?"

Clowns

Prior to his fame as a stuntman, Evel Knievel was an ambulance driver.

'I tried it at home...'

Wireless high-wire act.

"So I hear you did your own stunts in this movie."

"Sorry, I just assumed you wanted the high risk portfolio."

Sandra can you step in here a minute and lie on the floor? And bring a ramp.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"I did all my own stunts."

Man on desert island sees tightrope walker on horizon.

"And now I will attempt the same feat but without insurance."

'...Your high wire act isn't that impressive.'

Daredevil Jack: Nobody calls me Chicken!

"Not again!"

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

"Stop catching the bullets!"

"We're here, Harry."

"Too bad—the kid had talent."

"Do it! Do it! Do it!"

Human Cannonball Disrobing

"And with one last "Triple Flip", we say a fond farewell to the Amazing Zilinski."

'Please welcome next . . .'

'Dangerous? He's got his entire life savings tied up in one stock--that's dangerous!'

"Stan, I may have miscalculated the potential energy... Stan?"

A man jumps from the frying pan into the fire.

"And now the award for..."

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"