Stunts Gifts

'Maybe you should wear a helmet, in case, you know, my math is off.'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'See, Dear? Flying upside down isn't as dangerous as it looks.'

George was unaware of the pot-holes in the road ahead!

Non-Drinkers and Smokers Insurance Policy

At the retirement home for daredevils.

'Is this gonna raise my premium?'

Death Defying Stunt.

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"I do all my own stunts"

"Just saying, most parents mark their kid's height against the wall with a pencil."

"And now I will attempt the same feat but without insurance."

"So I hear you did your own stunts in this movie."

Dad using a child's tricycle to do a stunt while mom and a child look on

'And another thing -- if some of you lot don't get your own wheels soon, I'm joining another bike gang!'

Base jumper being filmed about to jump off a building.

Knife-thrower.

'I thought you were supposed to break the wood with your hand, not the other way around.'

Sandra can you step in here a minute and lie on the floor? And bring a ramp.

Overturning a tricycle balanced on one wheel.

Second flight: Wilbur pilots, Orville wing walks.

Daredevil Jack: Nobody calls me Chicken!

Man on desert island sees tightrope walker on horizon.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Jackass: the highway

"My wife will be here any moment. She's loading herself into the cannon as we speak."

"What's it going to take to put you in one of these babies?"

"Well, this is me."

"You see where Sixth Avenue meets Broadway? That's where you want to be."

"Which way is Lex?

"And now the award for..."

A man jumps from the frying pan into the fire.

"A Mr. Jackie Chan to see you, sir."

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"