Savings Stars Gifts

Lonely Piggy Bank

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

"I just..."

Roasting the Moneybox

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"It failed the stress test."

"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead."

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

"Want to trade banks with me?"

'That piggy bank is for my college fund.'

"I think it's time we cashed in our spare change. We could probably pay off our house."

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

A child busking

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."

Piggy Bank ATM

Toast Pops Out of Piggy Bank.

"There's no getting away from the numbers....only by forgetting holidays, giving up drink, the cinema, meals out and socialising...will we be able to afford any quality of life when we retire."

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

'The good news is that what you save on my hair cut can be added to my allowance.'

Piggy bank...cash cow.

'The forever stamps I purchased at 42 cents are now 44 cents. That's an annual apprciation of 2 which is more than you earned on your investment portfolio.'

Ah -- You must be a capitalist swine.

"Forget keeping all your eggs in one basket. What you need is a nest egg..."

Safe under mattress.

They're rich but not in a glamorous way. They're Certificate of Deposit rich.

"And when you've saved up enough money, what are you going to say in in your full-page ad in the New York Times?"

Energy saving

'But, Pop ... I thought bears hibernated in the winter.'

Money going to shark and piggy bank.