Savings Spokesperson Pillows

'I need a government bailout.'

British savings accounts

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Investing your savings

Roasting the Moneybox

"So much for password protected."

'Greenspan said today the alert staus for the possible interest rate has been reduced from orange to yellow.'

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"It failed the stress test."

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

"And this financial plan is specifically designed for people who know their retirement -- IF they get one -- won't be half as good as their parents' retirement, and are really steamed about it!"

"Do you have an Isa?"

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

"I think it's time we cashed in our spare change. We could probably pay off our house."

Nest Egg

"Safe FDIC insured, guaranteed 2.65% APY...check out our new Emotional Support CDs."

"Let's just say the value of your account has gone from jumbo to fun size."

The Mattress Savings Bank

"With the rises in fuel, food and mortgage I'm going to have to put in some overtime."

Piggy Bank ATM

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'