Savings Sensei Mugs

'Do you need anything at the Bulk Club? We're going there to buy toilet paper.'

Money going to shark and piggy bank.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

"I just..."

Investing your savings

'Greenspan said today the alert staus for the possible interest rate has been reduced from orange to yellow.'

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

"It failed the stress test."

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

Welcome all to the monthly gathering of Tightwads United. Hi there. Hello. Hey. On tonight's agenda: Dumpster diving, coupon clipping, and a special lecture. How to carpool while always getting the other person to drive. I'm like a god. Woohoo!! Yeah!!! Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Tightwads United.

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

"And this financial plan is specifically designed for people who know their retirement -- IF they get one -- won't be half as good as their parents' retirement, and are really steamed about it!"

"Want to trade banks with me?"

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

"Let's just say the value of your account has gone from jumbo to fun size."

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

Piggy Bank ATM

A child busking

"With the rises in fuel, food and mortgage I'm going to have to put in some overtime."

'They are like family...they're my family of retirement funds.'

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

The Mattress Savings Bank

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Nest Egg