Savings Sorcerers Mugs

Exploding Piggy Bank

British savings accounts

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

"So much for password protected."

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

"It failed the stress test."

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

"I think it's time we cashed in our spare change. We could probably pay off our house."

"I've been told to go through all our expenses...cut out any fat, get rid of any costly perks!"

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

"For my will I decided to cut out the middle man and bequeath all my money to the IRS."

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

"I'm trimming the fat around here, Bailey, and I'd like to see you lose $75 per week"

'Do you have any coupons?'

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

Cutting corners can cost money.

Safe under mattress.

'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'

'But, Pop ... I thought bears hibernated in the winter.'

A measured response to the budget speech.

Money going to shark and piggy bank.

'I've decided to sell before the market goes stale.'

"It would appear that our 'rainy day investment fund' hasn't even yielded enough to buy us an umbrella each."

'Lecture on inflation, was £5, now £9.'

P.O. Boxes. It's from the IRS --- It seems they've declared my savings account to be in the public domain.

'We're worried about your ability to lend us money.'

Cut Your Bills In Half.

I'm not 100% sure it will work...

'Finally...some money for our 401K!'

Pig Bank Hammer