Savings Superstar Mugs

Money going to shark and piggy bank (colour).

In the game of life, I've never been able to come up with the entry fee.

Piggy bank...cash cow.

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

'Bank'

"Want to trade banks with me?"

"Get with it, pal. You could pay your taxes on time if you managed your money properly!"

A child busking

Energy saving

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

"I just..."

Investing your savings

'Greenspan said today the alert staus for the possible interest rate has been reduced from orange to yellow.'

Roasting the Moneybox

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead."

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

"And this financial plan is specifically designed for people who know their retirement -- IF they get one -- won't be half as good as their parents' retirement, and are really steamed about it!"

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

Welcome all to the monthly gathering of Tightwads United. Hi there. Hello. Hey. On tonight's agenda: Dumpster diving, coupon clipping, and a special lecture. How to carpool while always getting the other person to drive. I'm like a god. Woohoo!! Yeah!!! Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Tightwads United.

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

'That piggy bank is for my college fund.'

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

ABC. Uh-oh, here comes the penalty for early withdrawal.