Savings Star Mugs

'That piggy bank is for my college fund.'

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

'The good news is that what you save on my hair cut can be added to my allowance.'

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

"I just..."

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

Roasting the Moneybox

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

"It failed the stress test."

"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead."

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Want to trade banks with me?"

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."

A child busking

Piggy Bank ATM

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

"I think it's time we cashed in our spare change. We could probably pay off our house."

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

"There's no getting away from the numbers....only by forgetting holidays, giving up drink, the cinema, meals out and socialising...will we be able to afford any quality of life when we retire."

'The forever stamps I purchased at 42 cents are now 44 cents. That's an annual apprciation of 2 which is more than you earned on your investment portfolio.'

Piggy bank...cash cow.

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

Ah -- You must be a capitalist swine.

Toast Pops Out of Piggy Bank.

"Forget keeping all your eggs in one basket. What you need is a nest egg..."

Safe under mattress.

They're rich but not in a glamorous way. They're Certificate of Deposit rich.

'But, Pop ... I thought bears hibernated in the winter.'

"And when you've saved up enough money, what are you going to say in in your full-page ad in the New York Times?"

Money going to shark and piggy bank.