Savings Warriors Mugs

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

Investing your savings

Roasting the Moneybox

'Greenspan said today the alert staus for the possible interest rate has been reduced from orange to yellow.'

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"It failed the stress test."

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by."

"Want to trade banks with me?"

"And this financial plan is specifically designed for people who know their retirement -- IF they get one -- won't be half as good as their parents' retirement, and are really steamed about it!"

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

'That piggy bank is for my college fund.'

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

I've managed to get your tax bill down to zero, this year ... however, my bill is $10 million.

"With the rises in fuel, food and mortgage I'm going to have to put in some overtime."

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"I think it's time we cashed in our spare change. We could probably pay off our house."

Piggy Bank ATM

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'