Saving Sensei Mugs

"That'll be another 50c for my retirement fund."

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"Remedial Karate"

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

'It would be a kindness to tell he HAS won his Duke of Edinburgh Award.'

'After a hectic day of trading, some of our traders need to decompress.'

Money going to shark and piggy bank.

"you want to get out a bit more you do"

"Dr. Sykes is our expert in anti-matter."

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

"The sourdough starter says it still believes Covid was a hoax."

"We've replaced the old look with a new look to get a better outlook."

'It's not what you buy. It's when you buy.'

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

You say steam, water and snow are all the same thing? Chemistry. Yep -- They're "ice-otopes".

'I'm gonna go slip into something less comfortable.'

"Sometimes you eat the bear, Ellen. Sometimes the bear eats you."

'Before I give you your bill, Mr Fraser, can I ask you to step onto the crash-mat.'

'Would you like your books cooked?'

"What if global warming is real?"

'Do you need anything at the Bulk Club? We're going there to buy toilet paper.'

Alien in Science Fiction Section

"How much did you save this week, Baldo?"

Teaching dog to fetch slippers.

The Seam Reaper

"Actually, no, Sue—four is not a great age."

"No, I paid the electric bill."

Rudy, do you have a sec to chat? Did you just call me Rudy? It seems I did. You didn't call me geek, or loser, or knucklehead. You want something. You need a favor, don't you? You're kissing up to me! This is going to be very painful. I answer only to computer king love stud.