Saving Sparks Joy Gifts

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Insect extinction

Toxic chemicals being sprayed onto a beetle that has a map of the world on its wing cases (symbolising the earth and its wildlife)

"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

"Dad don't you think we should do something about mass extinction of species?"

You wait until the polar icecaps melt my friend then we will see who is laughing!

Fight against theft of endangered species

"It's funny...back when I first signed up to 'Adopt an Endangered Manatee', I thought they just wanted me to send money. Instead, little Julia came along and changed my life forever."

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

Can you guess what it is yet?

"It's your turn, kid."

'That's one more creature we can remove from the endangered species list.'

'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!'

In his own way, Todd does his part to save the whales.

How to save the Planet...

Torn between taking the advice in her hiking manual and her impulse to help, Morgan Hirschi is frozen with indecision.

Save forest

"Good evening, Mr. Bisley - do you remember years ago, the lion-cub you sponsored...?"

Objets D'Angst

IUCN Pronouns

"Thank you for the best Christmas ever. - Gracie"

Prisoner of pollution.

"As an additional torment, our fire and brimstone are fuelled by coal."

'I'm banking on gas prices going up this summer.'

Biden tapes together the Paris Climate Agreement.

"Congratulations, Ecological Disaster—it's not often we admit another horseman into the Apocalypse!"

Pollution causes species extinction.

'He's learning how to maintain a bank account.'

Illustration for 'Foul Play', scene 1.

'Sounds like illegal immigrants.'

First Katrina, then oil spills. What's next, a plague of locusts?

Well, I guess that's appropriate - all these piggy banks are made in China.