Saving For Vacation Pillows

"This person's status says they are all caught up on bills and are finally putting away money for a vacation...go give them some car trouble."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

On holiday.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"First class, or with children?"

Airlines

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Beach con-man.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Holiday time.

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bad fake tan day.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Club Antisocial

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

World Tour.

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Pina Coladas

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Fight or Flight