Saving For Vacation Prints

"This person's status says they are all caught up on bills and are finally putting away money for a vacation...go give them some car trouble."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

On holiday.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Holiday time.

Airlines

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Beach con-man.

"First class, or with children?"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Club Antisocial

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Bad fake tan day.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

World Tour.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

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