Saving For A Car Pillows

"Okay, you've been saving for your car for a long time. Let's see how much cash you've saved."

"Have you saved enough money to buy your car?"

"If I want to go anywhere, I have to be driven! And no one has more driving ambition than a guy who's saving up to buy a car!"

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"One year closer to college!"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Do you buy cars here?"

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Yes, That Was The Exit

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

Otto the SmartyCar!

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

It's great for pulling the birds!

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Rising Gas Prices

Thatched roof car.

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'God's speed.'

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

"Perfect."

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'