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'And who was this 'Friend' who told you about the magic sausage roll diet?'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

'Come and get it!'

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

Dog begging for a sausage

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

Bangers and Mash

Silly sausages

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

Hot dog warmer

'No, we can't issue restraining orders to dogs.'

"You'd think over the years one or two of them would catch on."

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

'That's the problem with Dacshunds, you can never tell whether they're coming or going.'

Bed or breakfast.

'You can't do this! I'm a cumberland sausage, I have protected status!'

"Bingo, that's what I thought: It's a blood-sausage!"

A trio of local sausages.

Woman walking sausage dog.