Saurian Sports Lovers Pillows

Early Football

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

COWS: Cow Pong

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

"It's running five minutes fast."

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

Free Range Golfers

'Hey, don't worry about letting the gazelle escape, we'll find something else to eat for dinner.'

"Wow, these are great cartoons! We have to let them go, and anyway, cartoonists are on the endangered species list..."

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

"Yeah, I just decided to ease out of the fast lane for awhile."

"Yes, 'the lion sleeps tonight', I know the tune, but it means it's had a good feed during the day, which is not really a good thing..."

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

Finesse fishing

The packaging's becoming excessive.

'I wasn't going to eat him, but then he tripped right in front of me.'

'I should have listened to my Mum, she always said, 'Never underestimate how fast a zebra can run'.'

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."

Leopards do change their spots

'Where's all those lions we were told are out here?'

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

Final selfie

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

'Well. We can't all be blessed with length and elegance.'