Saurian Sports Lovers Gifts

Early Football

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

COWS: Cow Pong

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

"It's running five minutes fast."

Free Range Golfers

'Hey, don't worry about letting the gazelle escape, we'll find something else to eat for dinner.'

"Yes, 'the lion sleeps tonight', I know the tune, but it means it's had a good feed during the day, which is not really a good thing..."

"Yeah, I just decided to ease out of the fast lane for awhile."

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

"Wow, these are great cartoons! We have to let them go, and anyway, cartoonists are on the endangered species list..."

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

Finesse fishing

Leopards do change their spots

'I should have listened to my Mum, she always said, 'Never underestimate how fast a zebra can run'.'

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."

'I wasn't going to eat him, but then he tripped right in front of me.'

The packaging's becoming excessive.

'Where's all those lions we were told are out here?'

Final selfie

'Doug is determined to make it into the U.S. bobsled team for the 2014 Olympics.'

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'