Sauna Enthusiast Pillows

"I hope he doesn't hear me sizzling."

"Can I get back to you? I'm eliminating toxins."

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

"I enjoyed the sauna very much, and may I say this is the friendliest bank in my whole business experience?"

"The temperature's actually the same as out there, 
but sometimes I just need some Lucifer time."

"Whatever you do, do not go in the sauna."

"He looks like death warmed up."

Indoor sauna.

Finnish Sauna - Twigs to swat bathers.

"Have a heart, son, go make your non-verbal statements somewhere else!"

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

Henry's first night at the Heavy Sweaters Support Group.

Death Warmed Over.

"I wish you would quit referring to this establishment as a sweatshop!"

"Bummer of a birthmark, man."

Spa

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

'See you in two weeks!'

"Play 'Misty' for me."

The Cat Spa

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

Summer Energy

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Spa Dog

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

'I love us when we're tan.'

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

"You're incredibly tight."

'Take a postcard, Irene.'

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'