Sauna Devotee Pillows

"Well, that's that, Henry. Let's go over to the Four Seasons and towel off."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Spa

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

"Too much concealer?"

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Sunbathers.

Beach flirting

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

New Twenty Blades

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

"You try staying this this after giving birth two million times."

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

'You do Botox?'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

"She's late for her stress management course."

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

"You complete me."

"Not now!"

Who says you're pasture prime?

"How?"

'You're perfectly fit and healthy...but at your age...seriously, what's the point?'

The Colonel at home.

'I need all the heat I can get before I have to go to the North Pole to prepare for this Christmas.'

Spa day

"The public seems concerned about the size of government."

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

"I hope he doesn't hear me sizzling."