Sauna Aficionado Pillows

"Well, after you've eliminated all the toxins in your body, could you take the car for it's MOT."

"Right gentlemen, I think it's high time we undressed the element in the room."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'More bubbles!'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Artifishial Intelligence

Sunbathers.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"I think it loves us."

A Manicure

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Loofah Lady

Beach flirting

Cat medal presentations take a long time

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

A school of fish.

Dolphin

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

"What'll ya have?"

One-man band rehearsal.

A man runs on the water from a shark.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

'I also offer massage therapy.'

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

Hi Mom!

Eel-mail

Being Pampered.

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"Well, that's that, Henry. Let's go over to the Four Seasons and towel off."