Sauna Aficionado Pillows

"Well, after you've eliminated all the toxins in your body, could you take the car for it's MOT."

"Right gentlemen, I think it's high time we undressed the element in the room."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'More bubbles!'

Sunbathers.

Artifishial Intelligence

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"I think it loves us."

A Manicure

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Beach flirting

Cat medal presentations take a long time

Loofah Lady

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

A school of fish.

"What'll ya have?"

Dolphin

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

A man runs on the water from a shark.

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

'I also offer massage therapy.'

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

Hi Mom!

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"Well, that's that, Henry. Let's go over to the Four Seasons and towel off."

Eel-mail

"I keep telling him there's a big difference between swimming and floating."

Topical fish have a need to keep up with current events,