Sauce Sachet Collector Pillows

'One day, my son, my entire collection of tomato sauce sachets will be yours'

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Assault 'n' Vinegar

Cow's straw

Flying sauces.

Sauce for the Goose

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Pasta

"Got any bathtub gin?"

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'Diet considerations.'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

A Lady Out Shopping.

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

Teapot Art

'I'm sorry we put bearnaise sauce on your fillet by mistake. Randy will have it off there in a jiffy.'

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

'It's a spork!'

ACME Condiments Quality Control. The boss wants to know if you're going to pass the ketchup.

"So unfortunately, I have to make some more cuts."

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

A Fork-lift.

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

'Well, fancy meeting you here.'