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"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"First, we'll look for repressed memories of malpractice suits."

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

Annual Pollsters Convention. Wow, who could've predicted such a low turnout?

Jack in the Box

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

Max Weber

'How dare they make these kind of suggestions?!'

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

'Which scares you most - Iran, North Korea, or the alternative minimum tax?'

Desk of Public Opinion Polls has 'In' box 'Out' box and 'Undecided'.

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

"So. Mr Smith, what makes you think you are too controlling?"

"No, he's not in right now, he's out demographing."

"Talk about old New York families—they bought their Warhols new!"

In and out, in and out, in and out...

"We can't go on, year after year, reliving the French revolution."

"Our latest survey shows our customers basically want just three things: prompt service, and apology when mistakes occur and to be treated politely..."

"I dreamed last night that I was furious at you for charging me for missing last week's session. What do you think it means?"

'Best of both worlds really. I can stick my head in the ground, and run away if I want.'

"He's still working on how to give appropriate feedback."

"To whom am I speaking? Your real personality or the one you have online?"

"After a thousand years you may receive a questionnaire on the quality of my torture. So if for any reason you think you can't give me all tens, please let me know."

Wow! I've met some famous scientists up here! Yesterday I met Thomas Edison -- it was very illuminating! And today I met Professor Pavlov! You know who was, don't you? I'm not sure -- but the name sure rings a bell!

"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."

'That's Hindenburg for you. Just can't express his anger in a positive way.'

"Shall I put that down as a 'Don't Know' then?"

'I apologize for repeatedly asking if everything is okay, but displaying customer concern is part of our mission statement.'