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"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"First, we'll look for repressed memories of malpractice suits."

Jack in the Box

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

Max Weber

'How dare they make these kind of suggestions?!'

'Which scares you most - Iran, North Korea, or the alternative minimum tax?'

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

Desk of Public Opinion Polls has 'In' box 'Out' box and 'Undecided'.

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

"So. Mr Smith, what makes you think you are too controlling?"

"No, he's not in right now, he's out demographing."

"Talk about old New York families—they bought their Warhols new!"

In and out, in and out, in and out...

"I dreamed last night that I was furious at you for charging me for missing last week's session. What do you think it means?"

"We can't go on, year after year, reliving the French revolution."

"Our latest survey shows our customers basically want just three things: prompt service, and apology when mistakes occur and to be treated politely..."

'Best of both worlds really. I can stick my head in the ground, and run away if I want.'

"He's still working on how to give appropriate feedback."

"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."

"After a thousand years you may receive a questionnaire on the quality of my torture. So if for any reason you think you can't give me all tens, please let me know."

'That's Hindenburg for you. Just can't express his anger in a positive way.'

"To whom am I speaking? Your real personality or the one you have online?"

'I apologize for repeatedly asking if everything is okay, but displaying customer concern is part of our mission statement.'

"No, it's not a Rorscach test, it's a really nasty damp patch."