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"Yes, you caught me at a bad time...I'm home!"

Priest's 'To do' list.

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"Call me?"

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."

"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times."

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

'It's a difficult position to fill. Someone who's smarter than me - and smart enough to pretend not to know it.'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

Banana Smoothie

You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Work Here But You Will Be After The Training.

'Sorry, you're overqualified for this job.'

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

'Tell me truthfully,these glowing references from the Dukes of York and Kent are public houses aren't they?'

'All of your previous employers said you are very loyal.'

"I'm gonna talk to her. How's my breath?"

Br... No Exit

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

Maastricht - "Looks like a storm coming."

"The difference between a great guy and a total loser? I'd say it's about this much Merlot."

'I met the greatest guy! He's sweet, he's handsome, and his insurance policy is Equity Indexed Whole Life!'

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

'Now that I think about it, you're right: Like bankers, we thrive on the misfortune of others...'

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"And now your General Knowledge Round...Where does clean laundry come from?"