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Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Trump Poutine

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

End the Winter Blues

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

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"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

'Item 56, we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings.'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'More government surveillance!'

"You calm down."

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

'Here, we don't need a retirement plan. If you do your job as we want it, you'll directly go from your desk to hell.'

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'And we'll give you all the carcinogens you can eat.'

Greed.

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

The Thinker?

'Yes, I'm sure Latestagrossa is the patient's name, and not the disease!'

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

Telekinetics on strike...

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."