Satirical Social Comment Prints

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Politically Correct Snowperson

"You know, there are other emojis."

The Cougher

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"Yes, one is a dog."

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

Trump

Armageddon

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

Noise Pollution

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

Can't even hold signs well.