Social Satire Prints

Hall of Mirrors

"Nobody wants to hang out with Bedbug Man."

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

"Arrogant? Moi?"

'Hey, man, that's not how we do the flash mob!'

'Damn kids have given binge drinkin' a bad name.'

'Chasing mailmen is for proles. The likes of us prefer to chase tax collectors.'

'Would the jerk who just cut in front of the Starbucks line please report to a white discourtesy phone.'

"Baldo, it's an unspoken rule! Guys don't sit next to each other at the movies!"

"If anyone needs to take their medication with meals, now's the time."

A little help.

'He'll call you back. Right now he's getting his minimum daily requirement of sex and violence.'

Wore Golf Cleats in Donald Trump's Home.

'Lady, it's not against the law for him to watch your undies whirl around in a public dryer!'

"If that's the chief medical officer I'm not here."

Dating Agency with Best Before Dates.

Stinking Rich

'Plastic surgeon' - 'Gift a give certificate to your ugly friends'

'Excuse me Sir, I seem to have lost my memory.'

"I don't believe I care for anything, thank, you. I'm just in their car pool."

Woman at vending machine: 'Keeping Up With The Joneses ... Deposit 50 Cents'

Biclops: "...and then I was outed in '84 and force to admit I liked the men as well as the ladies."

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"Would you ever consider group sex?"

"Don't worry about my wife seeing us. She wouldn't be seen dead in a place like this..."

"As this is our first date, perhaps I should tell you that I participate in several frequent liar programmes."

"Quickest way to make a million is to marry it as I did!"

Politically Correct Snowperson

Great excitement of Miss Kenwigs at the hairdresser's shop

Gentleman not wishing to get his boots muddy is teased by a bus conductor

Al's Diner. No Tipping (wink, wink).

I had hoped to file a missing persons report by now, but he won't leave.

Have you ever been to a funeral, Randy? Of course. Dozens. You've lost dozens of people? What happened, some natural disaster or something? No, I didn

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."