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'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"I have no thumbs."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Nice park. . .

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

'Well, so much for our legendary ability to eviscerate cattle with surgical precision...'

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

"Welcome aboard, Thompson. Brono here will lay out the itinerary."

'Opponents of democracy, such as Chavez and Putin, want unlimited executive power and limits on the media.'

"Let's touch base again at three."

Manhattan Woods

"... And who asked for your opinion, I'd like to know?!"

Museum of Mediocre Art.

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

"You always knew where you stood with him."

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

'So, I am all for Juncker!'

Mannequin protest

"They should've called me for the sketch instead. She's not even funny. What a complete bomb-ala."

"Honestly, guys, my check is in the mail."

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

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