Satirical Patriots Pillows

The Marshall and his deputy form a human barrier against the stpread of unlimited socialist internet service providers.

"Nation-building never works."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Spot the difference.

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"Very Presidential."

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

'We decided the current system for reviewing corporation tax was too complex so we'll trial the 'think of a number and then double it' method.'

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

Ursula von der Leyen Surrounded By Donald Trump Heads on Island

Donald Trump Bulldozing Mexico, Canada, Panama, Bolivia, and Greenland

Dolestart - A New Initiative

Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!

"Beg for peace!"

"No, the employees don't fear you, sir. What gives you that impression?"

"The Nominees"

Split Decision

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

The Epic Battle Over Anthony Kennedy's Replacement Is the Charadiest of All Charades Ever

"You should run for president."

Can't Vote/Why Vote?

I Want to be a Drone President

"So from now on, the rabbi, the priest and the minister all walk into a pharmacy, O.K.?"