Satirical Patriots T-Shirts

The Marshall and his deputy form a human barrier against the stpread of unlimited socialist internet service providers.

"Nation-building never works."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Spot the difference.

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

"Very Presidential."

'We decided the current system for reviewing corporation tax was too complex so we'll trial the 'think of a number and then double it' method.'

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car

"No, the employees don't fear you, sir. What gives you that impression?"

Ursula von der Leyen Surrounded By Donald Trump Heads on Island

"The Nominees"

Donald Trump Bulldozing Mexico, Canada, Panama, Bolivia, and Greenland

The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!

"Beg for peace!"

Dolestart - A New Initiative

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

'So what if few limp-wristed girlie men think we're too extreme!'

"You should run for president."

"So from now on, the rabbi, the priest and the minister all walk into a pharmacy, O.K.?"