Satirical Holiday Thinkers Pillows

"And this is where the magic happens."

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Stonehenge Sandcastle

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

"Gesundheit!"

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

The other days of the year...

"We don't use good and bad lists anymore. Now we have stupid, really stupid and completely nuts lists."

'I think its being tapped.'

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

'You know when kids are good or bad? Are you with NSA?'

Santa Elevator

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.

Santa entering a pool for a swim

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

Santa School.

Cut out and keep your own Baby Jesus.

It was brighter than most, and Biggins allowed himself a quiet smile as he contemplated the immense speeds involved as it burned itself up in the atmosphere...

'On the outside I'm all ho-ho-ho. But inside I feel weak and shaky, like a bowl full of jelly.'

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

Aliens collide with Santa.

Arctic Caravan Breaks